this photo of Óscar Jaenada has been my happy place for the last 10 days. whenever someone on the internet pisses me off i just look at it and imagine him telling me things like, “They can go fuck themselves.” and “They are not worth your energy” and “A+ for not engaging assholes.”
Eliot: Listen, I take thinly sliced turkey, all right? I pan-sear it with some Sweet Maui onions, all right? Then I put a slice of Dill Havarti cheese and another slice of an heirloom tomato. All that goes on an everything bagel, and I make my own garlic-and-green-onion cream-cheese spread. That’s forgettable? I don’t think so.
"Our friend Miche Braden returned to help us show what Guns N’ Roses "Sweet Child O’ Mine" would have sounded like if New Orleans blues legend Bessie Smith had recorded it back in the ’20s. That note at 3:58 was so powerful that the room literally shook…”
the last minute ho shit
Omg watch this
This is the most amazing thing I’ve ever heard. Holy crap.